Sunday, November 30, 2008

Boredom and free time

We went out again. But before I hit the bars, I hit the tattoo parlor, because I have nothing better going on in my life. This is what I got done.

Then I went home and beat my kid into the floor for not getting me a beer quick enough.
just kidding, but it looks real. lol.

The Epiphany

My brother has a mind that doesn't always turn off, even while sleeping. He woke up in a cold sweat three nights ago to realize, as he put it, "I don't think I like Will Smith's acting style."

Then he went back to bed.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

My mom and her moving habit

My mother is addicted to moving. My brother and I came to this conclusion years ago. I went to 14 schools in less than 12 years because of this. All of my family has had to deal with this crap though, not just him and I. I've got younger siblings that have gone through it too, and continue to. The only reason this even comes up today (Thanksgiving Day), is because my cousin asked me for her address and I couldn't give it to her...... because my mom just moved again. She moved an entire 9 miles down the road. I don't know why, nor do I want to. It's not humorous either. It might be funny if there was some weird circumstance that caused it, but there isn't. I've tried to give a backstory to it, you know, that maybe she killed a man and she's been on the run for the last 25 years, but she can't leave the state of California because of a rare phobia that would cause her head to explode. But no such luck. She's just crazy.

So this is the logic that has been uncovered from these life contemplations.

My mother could never have her own sitcom. There would be too many sets involved, and that would make it un-economical.


Friday, November 21, 2008

Harvel the Pigeon says..........

I am a Pigeon.

I can pimp strut. Westside!!!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

one night out

So it started nicely.....

But as with all things, shit just got strange:

And of course the night always ends with someone about to vomit.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

greatest game ever

Bored with your life?

Don't know what to do for entertainment?

Just broke with no disposable income?

Then play this, the greatest free game ever.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Booger, Day 16

I said that I'd keep tabs on this gob of mucus in the bathroom and I have. It is day 16, and it hasn't been removed. Time waits for no man, but for snot, there is no telling.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Best costume this Halloween

Cowgirls and Indians
and the most cochina goes to.................................