Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Piss Belly

Women of the world. I have told your asses numerous times. Wear clothes that fit. I'm tired of repeating myself. If I catch your baby making ass in public with a shirt that doesn't cover your piss belly, I will take a picture of it and post it for all to see. This was not a "cute" look, this woman kept having to pull her shirt down to cover the c-section scars and cell-u-jiggle that she calls her stomach. Because of the apparant swelling on either side of her gut, I would suffice to say she was storing extra urine for some type of territory marking ritual later (hence - piss belly).


Monday, March 23, 2009

I always wondered what an action star does for extra money.

Apparently, Jackie Chan works as a doctor of Sports Medicine in Modesto, CA.


Thursday, March 19, 2009

Pigeons

Fucking nasty little birds. I always seem to see some of the dirtiest, most jacked up pigeons throughout my travels. One time I saw a pigeon with only the two outside toes on each of his pigeon feet. I called him "Nubby".

Then there was the pigeon that was straight O.G. Missing eye, broken leg, covered in oil, and just didn't give a fuck. He went right up to my cousin and tried to peck a hole in his leg. I'm pretty sure that bird had AIDS.


I want to take time out of my day to take pictures of these rats with wings, to do their nastiness justice. I will eventually post some of these pics for all to enjoy. So stay tuned. I found a pic on the internet that is not mine, but it demonstrates what I am looking for.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Captain Slap-a-Kid

I have decided that I should wear a ski mask every time I go to Wal-Mart. Not to rob it, but to be a modern super hero, by running up anonymously and punching the shit out of kids that are throwing tantrums in the middle of the store because mommy won't get them what they want.

Idea to fruition






Toilet Humor is funny.




Leopold the Lion says........

Get a better camera because I'm trying to show you my balls.