Monday, October 26, 2009

Basic theory of evolution proved wrong..... by me!

This basic principle is something that I have found to be bullshit. In most logical situations it is dictated that our world is survival of the fittest. NO!

On a daily basis I speak to what should only be the exception to the rule. But since this is every day, it is not an exception, it has become the rule.

The majority of the world cannot use simple problem solving skills, create basic sentences, annunciate words, or make decisions on their own. I speak to 40 year old men that have their mother and/or father pay their bills, because they don't understand how to do that on their own. I have seen 20 somethings that cannot count back change at a McDonalds. Without somebody else to work whatever issue or problem they have, they would be destined to life underneath a highway overpass, or eaten by wolves as they wander through the wolf pen at the zoo. These people are not the "fittest" for survival by any means, and yet they are still here. If they had been a seal, a zebra, or gazelle, they would have been eaten before ever hitting sexual maturity because of the inability to function without the help of others.

That's it, that's all I have to say.

Friday, October 9, 2009

My dog is stupid.

This is Arjay, my 92 pound Pitbull. For his size, he has a tiny brain. He is not smart and he proves this daily. For the last couple of years he has been in the habit of finding things that should not be eaten, and eating them. This has caused us numerous headaches in terms of having to pull things out of his asshole. We have pulled out washcloths, lanyards for keys that go around your neck, and parts of stuffed animals, amongst other things.
Today, he came in the house and had this hanging out of his asshole - a strip of a sock wrapped in his own shit. I just figured I'd share this with the world, but just remember that this isn't the worst thing to ever be pulled out of his asshole.