Friday, January 1, 2010

2009 Sucked Donkey Scrotum, some things I learned

1. Don't drink at a party and get in a fight. Jail and lawyers are expensive.
2. Talk to your spouse, or you can end up living in a friends basement for a few months.
3. Fruit flies have the biggest sperm.
4. Holding tanks have at least four jailhouse lawyers waiting to be convicted at any given time.
5. I now know what's in my ball sack.
6. A job is a job is a job.
7. Whoever greenlighted the GI Joe movie should be ass raped with a branding iron.
8. Society is fucking retarted.......... at any age.
9. Bankruptcy, spiffy.
10. I love my family.

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