The greatest Hot Dog EVER!!! The Messican Heart-Attack.

First of all, you need to grow some man titties like I've done. It was cold this night (New Years Eve).

We decided the best way to make a great thing better was to add bacon. Behold! The Bacon wrapped hot dog. Now, the construction...............................................


1. A bun. I know, "no shit", but I actually wanted to use a sandwich roll.


2. Slather generously with some home made guacamole, or store bought if you don't know how to make it.

3. Put some home made salsa on top of the guacamole. OK, you should just go with store bought with any of the stuff that I put as home made, but if you can, go home made every time.

4. Remember those bacon wrapped phalluses??? Time to place it in that bun. Safety note: remove the toothpick that was used to hold the bacon or you'll slice the hell out of your mouth, my kid was dumb enough to figure this out the hard way.

5. We had a big old pot of beans, yeah they were home made, and so now we slather that on top of the dog.

6. My wife put together some Queso dip with Velveeta cheese, chilis, ground pork, and italian sausage. Put that shit all over the top of this heart stopper.

OH YEAH!!!! Look at that future doctor bill.

Now eat that son of a bitch and hope you don't have a stroke or a heart attack!!!!