Regarding the handling of illness

If you ever happen to be in a situation where you are sick with both nausea and diarrhea, please, use this advice. If given the moment where you have to decide whether to vomit in the toilet or spray your intestinal goo in it, for gods sake, sit on the toilet and shit. Vomit on the floor. Remember, if you are sitting on the toilet, you can at least try to aim your vomit between your legs and get some into the toilet. If you are the other way around, you will get all your vomit in the toilet, but the diarrhea spatter will either be all over your pants, underwear, legs, and maybe even back, or even worse, if your pants were already down, all over the floors, walls, etc......