My friend proposed to his wife on a hot air balloon. That was pretty cool.
My brother says that when he does propose marriage to a woman, he will only do it dressed in a Gorilla suit. He will grab that woman by the hair, throw her in a chair, and start throwing handfuls of shit at her face with the collection of feces he has stored up. Good news though, the 2 carat diamond engagement ring will be mixed into those dookie wads. Score one for that lucky lady.
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