Bring Back the Food Stamp

I don't like EBT cards. Those are the little fake credit cards that took the place of the classic food stamp.

With a food stamp, I could buy them off of a junkie for $o.50 on the dollar and purchase some quality steaks and other meats. I would be able to feed my family some quality stuff, and the junkie could go out and kill himself with whatever drugs he could purchase with the money I gave him. This in turn would supply money to the junkies dealer, who could use his ill gotten gains to purchase more drugs from suppliers. His suppliers could then purchase high end luxury items and live in massive homes in the hills. What I am saying is that food stamps were good for the total economy.

My second reason I miss the food stamp is ridiculous. I wish I could have about $500 in food stamps so that I could make it rain at the club with them. I imagine snotty bitches saying, "that's not real money", to which I would respond, "you tell that to the cashier at the supermarket you uppity bitch!".

I guess it would also be fun to tip strippers with food stamps as well.