Monday, January 28, 2013

Really? Fairness is that important, America?

Everything we do in this country is so passive aggressive now.  People can no longer say what they feel out of fear of political correctness.  Every special interest agenda has to be taken into consideration. Additionaly, we keep getting hit with more and more rules to follow, in order to 'protect' our citizens and their feelings. It's sickening. 

When I told somebody that I did not believe women should be front line combat troops, the room went silent.  "How could you say that?"  "You're a sexist!"  Sure, why not.  I'm a sexist because of one thing, I can piss standing up.  That's why women shouldn't be front line.  Sounds stupid, sure.  But think about this,  I am holding point by an alley and I have to piss.  I have been blessed with the ability to pull my dick out and go.  A female will have to squat and drop her pants, losing mobility and precious seconds.  Moments matter in a fire fight. Have a female get taken POW and a rape, or gangrape happens.  Have a female engage in sex with a male battle buddy and get pregnant.  None of these are good things.  They asked me about gays in the military afterwards, I said I have no problem with it.  "Huh, that doesn't make sense?"  Sure it does.  I don't care if the guy next to me is gay, just put rounds down range.  Then we watched a 'What Would You Do?' program showing two guys dressed in ACU's kissing on each other.  I explained they should be reprimanded.  Once again, "How dare you?!?".  It's called the Uniform Code of Military Justice and the rules and regulations regarding military bearing while in uniform.  I don't care if it's two guys, two girls, or a traditional married couple.  You do not perform public displays of affection while wearing the uniform.  My point is that America is so hell bent on 'fairness' that it fails to see basic logical ideas. 

There are groups in this country trying to ban words.  WORDS!  Words like "Retarded".  I don't think I have ever called a retarded person 'retarded'.  I have however, called many people and a lot of their ideas 'retarded'.  Mostly because they're, well, fucking retarded.  Sometimes the word used is the most exemplary example of the situation. Midgets are fighting to have the word 'midget' banned.  Sorry guys, I love you, but you're midgets.  Would you prefer Keebler elf, leprechaun, or some other sarcastic term.  I like to use L.P. (short for little people... get it), but not everyone is hip to that jargon yet.  So midget it is until then.  Even word problems are getting hammered.  Apparently, using certain words for word problems on tests can be considered offensive.  Are you fucking serious?  Here is an example:  Johnny was given 6 toy dinosaurs on his birthday, but chose to give two to his brother.  How many toy dinosaurs does Johnny have left?  The answer:  This question is insensitive to my faith by insisting that dinosaurs existed, as I do not believe in the theory of evolution. Furthermore, as a practicing Jehovah's Witness, birthdays are an unacceptable form of self worship. Ridiculous.  Apparently, our future generations of entitled brats will not be able to deal with life, because so many things will offend them.   Don't believe me, just google 50 banned words in New York.

Football players are suing the NFL because of brain injury.  Apparently, when they started playing the game, they were grossly unaware that they may get hurt. I should sue the U.S. government for the injury and mental strain given to me during multiple tours in Iraq. Now, protecting oneself isn't necessarily a pussy move, but the fact that the NFL has given us an insane amount of rules that prevent people from getting hit is. Now we are going to be treated to a tamer, much safer version of the game, in order to help prevent people from getting hurt.  If the trend persists, we will see a game of professional two hand touch. I have always loved football, but because of the focus on injuries now, parents are crying about the violence involved and how it can hurt their kids.  Shut Up!!!!  It's a game!  I am less worried about my kids being hurt on a football field as compared to the stupid shit they can think up to do on their own.  Yes, football is a sport where you can get hurt, but it's ok for your kid to watch Jackass and try to jump a moving car?  This recent spat of complaints is both pussy and retarded.

I can go on for days.  Fashion is gay now (so fashionistas and gay people are now offended).  Guns don't kill people, stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people (explain how my comment is hurtful to anti-gun supporters and stupid motherfuckers).  I like fur, you don't have to, but I don't think that's a reason to ban it. (Holy shit! Somebody at PETA just had their head explode)  Maybe we can help to legalize and regulate prostitution. (The people behind Prop 35 in California aka Stop Human Trafficking will now try to have me arrested under their law)  If my kids want to pray in school, why stop them?  Atheists don't have to say 'Under God' during the pledge of allegiance. (Whoa!!!! The secularization of education in America is only allowed in favor of those that don't believe in God, but actual fairness means nothing.)

Life isn't fair.  Deal with it.  I have to deal with people that anger me all day long, and they should have to deal with me as well.